I was attacking Royce tonight. Laughing, he grabbed my face and accidentally shoved one of his little fingers way up my nose, grabbed and let go. We really need to cut his fingernails. The old schnoz started bleeding from way up inside. I hate intranose scabs. Who taught him how to fight dirty?
You remember that stray cat? Hadley (only 4 years old) today grabbed the cat by the tail and lifted her up off the ground. The cat started making all sorts of noises and swinging around, trying to get loose. Hadley just laughed and started swinging her, eventually tossing her. That’s my girl!
I think my nose is swelling from the inside.